John Dies at the End

Written by:
David Wong
Narrated by:
Stephen R. Thorne

Unabridged Audiobook

Ratings
Book
38
Narrator
18
Release Date
March 2011
Duration
14 hours 17 minutes
Summary
John Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town—and the world—from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions.

Stop.

You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands.

No, don’t put it down. It’s too late. They’re watching you.

My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you’ll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it’s too late. You touched the book. You’re in the game. You’re under the eye.

The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.

The important thing is this: the drug is called Soy Sauce, and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do.

I’m sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: none of this was my fault.
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John S.

Absolutely brilliant. To me, it is a perfect blend of Stephen King, Douglas Adams, and HP Lovecraft.

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carman bartlett

amazing creativity and detail. Definitely one of my favorite books

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Stephanie K.

A rollicking read that goes all OVER the place. For sheer weirdness, it’s pretty awesome, but sometimes the what-random-thing-will-happen-next style is overbearing. Not really my style of humor, but I could hang in there regardless. Liked that most things make sense by the end.

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Caleb D

Great book, I've listened to it several times over. The narrators voices and tone fit the story incredibly well.

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